10.19.2009

Not For You Studios Presents Mr. Jack Happy Presenting The Happy Comic Comedy Act: “No Means Whatever”


[Act One: Scene One]
Jack's Recipes for Happiness: The “Dr. Feel-Not-So-Good”
  • 2 shots Skye Vodka
  • 2 shots Kilbeggan's Irish Whiskey
  • 1 shot Bacardi Gold rum
  • 5 drops of orange bitters
  • 3-3 cups of Diet Dr. Pepper
PUT IN DRINKING CONTAINER WITH THE MIGHT OF YOUR WILL AND CONSUME, MORTAL!
“An Ode to Hicks”
—a poem by Mr. Jack Happy, with illustration from a sketch diary (circa summer o' 2003)

O Hicks, thou art the foulest of
all so-called subcultures; for thou
art defined by thine ignorance and
absence of substance, for shame.

Thy patron saint Foxworthy may
claim “A glorious lack of sophistication”—
Alas! 'Tis no redeeming stupidity,
will thoust argue from atop thy dung-hill?

Hark! Who doth approach?
—“Wha'tchu sayin', faggot?”
The stench of Budweiser and American cheeses!
Most foul beast, what sayeth thou?

—“Ah dun' like yer tone, boy,
Ah'll break you in hahf, c'mon”—FLEE!—
“Ya'll come back 'ere, y'hear?”
[Editor's Note: I must confess, the comic was pretty much the money-shot, everything else was just filler. A three minute doodle? An old sketch from a six- or seven-year-old sketchbook? A poem out my ass? Seriously, self?]

2 comments:

Red X said...

Can't wait for more of "No Means Whatsoever." Lovin' the style.

Mr. Jack Happy said...

Well, thank you, m'dear. More to come next Monday!