Talk like a Pirate

It's Talk Like a Pirate Day, not Talk Like a Brain-dead Idiot Day
take heed from this picture.

So I guess ye've been wondering what th' big deal is 'bout "Talk Like a Pirate Day".

Well, for starters:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Ye can do this and say "It's Talk Like a Pirate Day! I'm allowed!" instead of "I'm certifiably insane! I need to bite a spoon just about every day! WHEEEEEEEYYYAAAARRR"

So go on , if ye haven't , talk like a scurvy, no-good, downright bawdy, un-bathed, lice-ridden, mercenary-like, rat of the seven seas!

I do.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssssssss Truly,

Captain Cutthroat